Category Archives: Smoking Jokes

Smoking can land you in awkward situations – and even land you in trouble with others. Watch the video below and see what can happen… You may also want to read…Smoking and Stairs… Smoking and Computers…

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Whether you are a smoker or not, or want to quit smoking or not… Here is a lighter look at smoking – some would call it funny, some would not. Either way, take a look at this short video, and … Continue reading →

A rabbit escaped from the research laboratory where he had been born and bred. On his first taste of freedom, he met a group of wild rabbits frolicking in a field. “Hi,” he said, introducing himself, “I’ve escaped from the … Continue reading →

Nicotine addiction is like an itch. If you itch, it’s nice to scratch it. But better to have no itch at all. ~~ Dali Lama (adapted) “Smoking Kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life” … Continue reading →

The bus driver announces that smoking is prohibited and punishable by a fine of several hundred dollars. Suddenly, a baby starts crying. “Come on kid,” the bus driver said “you’re only 6 months old, you can make it without a … Continue reading →

Q: What’s the difference between the 1960′s and the 2000′s? A: In the 1960′s, a guy goes into a chemist shop and shouts, “Give me a packet of cigarettes!” … and then whispers to the shop assistant, “Oh, and slip … Continue reading →

Notice displayed on a plane: There is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatories. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you are on fire and put … Continue reading →

My husband, Stan, decided to give up smoking but needed help to overcome the habit. He consulted an acupuncture specialist, who inserted small needles at specific points in both his ears. “When you feel like smoking,” he told Stan, “put … Continue reading →

A young woman confides to a friend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work. “Have you tried the patch?” her friend asks. “No, that’s one thing I haven’t tried,” the woman says, “because I’m … Continue reading →